Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple

creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don%26#039;t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you%26#039;re talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don%26#039;t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can %26quot;do%26quot; your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

*eyes fill with tears*

men are so lucky.....

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

ROFL!!! That was a darn good one!!!

However, I still wouldn%26#039;t trade what I have to be a man. After all, Somebody has to stop and ask for directions!

Cheers!

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

yes but women have all the joy of spending money on matching clothes and apparel. and we have the joy of child birth and spending that money u make doing the same job

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

WOW ! nice work Kelly !

- a simple man

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

OO thats good

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

All well and good, but at least us women are not told what to do by our lower body parts!

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

I enjoyed reading this one!So true!

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

You forgot...they can belch and fart, and no one cares!

GOOD JOB!

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

Yup, great to be a man.

However, there is a downside:

We%26#039;ll never know the joy of giving birth (sigh).

Our emotions are always boringly the same. We%26#039;ll never know that thrill-packed roller-coaster ride of monthly psychosis.

We%26#039;re never the center of attention when a gauntlet of drunkards lear and paw for our phone numbers.

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

I certainly feel happier after reading that! Nice one.

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

Yes so true, it%26#039;%26#039;s great to be a man although there are downsides...

You can%26#039;t get a job just by wearing a tight shirt and smiling.

You can%26#039;t get served at a bar by just wearing a tight shirt and smiling.

You can%26#039;t get a wife by just wearing a tight shirt and smiling.

And you don%26#039;t have an excuse for getting really p***ed off once a month just cause you%26#039;re upset about the football.

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

How is it men get all the breaks? :)

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

Yes..Very true..Guys get the easy way out..They don%26#039;t have to do anything we do..

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

YEAH THIS IS TRUE BUT IF U THINK ABOUT IT IF IT WEREN%26#039;T FOR WOMEN MEN WOULDN%26#039;T BE HERE.....SEEING THAT WE CAN HAVE BABIES THAT IS....WELL THERE IS GOD TOO...LOL...HE HAD THE BE MALE.....

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

You forgot the biblical aspect. God created man in his image, and put women in subjection to them. Adam was deceived by the woman. Eve was seduced by a serpent; the lowest creature on the planet.

Here in the real world now, men are almost in charge. Who said women can%26#039;t wear a white tee shirt to a water park? It was probably a jealous woman. $5,000 for a wedding dress? Just think, the money could have bought needed household appliances; dishwasher, washer and dryer, tv, stereo. But no, what%26#039;s just a little more debt anyway. Men don%26#039;t need to cry at a movie to receive attention. When animals become high stung; they can no longer be happy, they are put down.

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

good one

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

I think this all the time, and while maturing barely nothing happens to them we have to wait to were about 50 to stop then were too old ........sigh

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

Men dont know what they have do they.

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

i would trade it all for multiple orgsms

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

I truly enjoyed that....

There is only one thing that puts the frown back on my face!

Women have half the money and all of the Booty!

Men Will Enjoy Reading This....Women Can You Handle It?

I guess that makes me a man, because most of those statements apply to me, and I am female.