Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don%26#039;t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress 鎷?000. Tux rental-鎷?00.
People never stare at your chest when you%26#039;re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don%26#039;t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is 鎷?.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can %26#039;do%26#039; your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Why Men are happier then Women?
We don%26#039;t get PMS either. lol
Why Men are happier then Women?
You just answered your own question.
Why Men are happier then Women?
It%26#039;s called being clueless.
Why Men are happier then Women?
I think because they worry less.
That%26#039;s all pretty funny and sadly true! :)
Why Men are happier then Women?
because they mostly don%26#039;t take things too serious
and we do
Why Men are happier then Women?
Holy crap ! She%26#039;s 100% right on ! Where%26#039;s the remote-I%26#039;m going to go get a beer.
Why Men are happier then Women?
A-Friggin%26#039; Men, sister. The simple life!!
Why Men are happier then Women?
wow i agree. i hate getting my period sometimes. no wonder wy guyz are so happy all month long
Why Men are happier then Women?
Yeah we do live our lives between our legs...
Here%26#039;s wishing you better luck of the draw next go %26#039;round !
Why Men are happier then Women?
I am not saying it is true, But it is very good. lol
Why Men are happier then Women?
i%26#039;m not reading that
but yes, yes i agree most strongly
Why Men are happier then Women?
Cheers to that!
Why Men are happier then Women?
It sucks being a women,
But... we have our perks too...
Why Men are happier then Women?
Forget about the particulars,we%26#039;re just more positve,plus we take a broad view of things instead of fretting over petty details.
Why Men are happier then Women?
HAHA! Thats truee! I never realized that!
Why Men are happier then Women?
Makes you wonder why we commit suicide in higher numbers than women.
Why Men are happier then Women?
we are soooo not happier..........
fashion is your choice
鎷?.95 get s you knickers too
people slap you for staring at their chest when talking to them
and no neck and face is not all if you care about the way you look
these days male moisturiser is loads more expensive than ladies
I%26#039;ve seen ladies pee in public... uni days scarred for,life
and as for rest well sexism sure needs making illegal next huh *sulks*
ooooooh you so forgot we are allowed to do that
Why Men are happier then Women?
Man i hate being a woman :(
I mean men can get caught in the rain and their hair stays the same.
Why Men are happier then Women?
I have to admit that the only reason I have a goatee is because I hate shaving!
Your poor women, us men do not know how lucky we are. I must admit that I do appreciate women and what they have to go through - all those shoes and none of them ever match the outfit! Terrible...
Have a star... And then get me a beer. Thanks **Belch**
Why Men are happier then Women?
i am sure when you have a penis between your legs even if for 2 Minutes i am sure you are happy too.
Why Men are happier then Women?
wow...I was gunna say they%26#039;re not happier, they just don%26#039;t voice how unhappy they are...but after reading that...they have it good!
Why Men are happier then Women?
Excellent Point
Why Men are happier then Women?
There is certainly no doubt that men have a much easier lot in life.
Happiness comes from within and is very subjective.
Women now also get to play with toys for life, too.
Why Men are happier then Women?
Wow, now I do feel happier, plus I%26#039;m growing a beard
Why Men are happier then Women?
boo hoo get a life please stop the complaints and get in the kitchen and cook me mi dinner
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