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%26gt; Men Are Just Happier People

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%26gt; %26gt; What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays

%26gt; put.

%26gt; %26gt; The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

%26gt; %26gt; Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never

%26gt; be pregnant.

%26gt; %26gt; You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt

%26gt; %26gt; to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your

%26gt; %26gt; urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom

%26gt; %26gt; because this one is just too icky. You don%26#039;t have to stop and think

%26gt; %26gt; of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles

%26gt; %26gt; add character. Graying hair adds attraction. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux

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%26gt; %26gt; rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you%26#039;re talking to

%26gt; %26gt; them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

%26gt; New shoes don%26#039;t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

%26gt; %26gt; One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds

%26gt; %26gt; flat. You know stuff about tanks.

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%26gt; %26gt; A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your

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%26gt; %26gt; own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of

%26gt; %26gt; thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still

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%26gt; %26gt; be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three

%26gt; %26gt; pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap

%26gt; %26gt; problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

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%26gt; %26gt; Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle

%26gt; %26gt; lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and

%26gt; %26gt; neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides

%26gt; your big hips.

%26gt; %26gt; One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can

%26gt; %26gt; wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can %26#039;do%26#039; your nails

%26gt; %26gt; with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a

%26gt; %26gt; mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December

%26gt; 24 in 25 minutes.

%26gt; %26gt; No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it

%26gt; %26gt; and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

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Love it. Sometimes men are the smarter sex.

Do you like this one? ladies! gentlemen?

know to think of it men do have a good life

Do you like this one? ladies! gentlemen?

yes... this is exactly how i feel!!

it made me laugh!! 鈾モ櫏