A Few Morals To Learn By?

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, %26#039;I%26#039;ll give you $800 to drop that towel.%26#039;

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, %26#039;Who was that?%26#039;

%26#039;It was Bob the next door neighbour,%26#039; she replies.

%26#039;Great,%26#039; the husband says, %26#039;did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?%26#039;

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, %26#039;Father, remember Psalm 129?%26#039;

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, %26#039;Father, remember Psalm 129?%26#039;

The priest apologized %26#039;Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.%26#039;

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, %26#039;Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.%26#039;

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, %26#039;I%26#039;ll give each of you just one wish.%26#039;

%26#039;Me first! Me first!%26#039; says the admin clerk. %26#039;I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.%26#039;

Puff! She%26#039;s gone.

%26#039;Me next! Me next!%26#039; says the sales rep. %26#039;I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.%26#039;

Puff! He%26#039;s gone.

%26#039;OK, you%26#039;re up,%26#039; the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, %26#039;I want those two back in the office after lunch.%26#039;

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

A Few Morals To Learn By?

Lol - thanks i loved it and one never to old to learn

A Few Morals To Learn By?

Ahahaha...now that boss is very wise! hehe

A Few Morals To Learn By?

Haha - great , thanks for sharing

A Few Morals To Learn By?

Hahaha! I liked the one about the priest!

A Few Morals To Learn By?

love the boss one. lol

A Few Morals To Learn By?

They are all brilliant. Yip, be informed and thank you for sharing.

A Few Morals To Learn By?

Man these are just brilliant! Where did you come up with them, lol! Have a great weekend!

A Few Morals To Learn By?

hahaha...... all good..

A Few Morals To Learn By?

Thanks Commodore, the priest one was the best. And the boss the meanest.

A Few Morals To Learn By?

These are fantastic - thanks for the smile

Have a great weekend